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"We’re a nation currently in a gaming crisis and I’ve debated whether to make a post regarding the upcoming election, but I’ve ultimately decided that it’s my duty to provide a score reflecting each candidate’s voting record and gaming proficiency. Following is my analysis. Joe Biden is undoubtedly the candidate with the longest track record. Often preferring ATARI 2600 games, he co-sponsored the Pitfall Bill of 1974. He has unprecedented support from the Muslim gaming community on account of his close relationship with President Obama. Score: B-. Pete “Phazer2” Buttigieg is considered by some to be an establishment gamer, but no one has done more for the Turrican community. He has been criticized for working to decriminalize nude rom hacks, but has since apologized and changed his position on illegal games. Score: C+. Ben Carson is perhaps the most progressive and forward-thinking gaming candidate. His unprecedented opposition against gamer euthanasia and his work to bridge the rift between Americans and Latinos following the Latino Gaming Crisis has been met with praise. Score: A+. Donald Trump and Michael Bloomberg raised eyebrows when they decided to co-run as one presidential candidate, but the American people have come around on their unorthodox presidential bid. Trump’s lifting Obama’s tariffs on Japanese games and Bloomberg’s. aggressive stance on anti-gaming radicals have deeply resonated with the American people and have helped revitalize the gaming market. However, Bloomberg’s history as a GameShark cheater has cast doubt over the true intentions of these two candidates. Score: A-. I personally will be endorsing President George W. Bush, who beyond having an impeccable voting record has shown that he is capable of handling a gaming crisis. He also follows the political philosophies of Walter Day. Hats off to "Game" W. Bush. Score: Four more years!."

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