gamesmasterjasper's quotes

"B. Mitch here. Today I was invited to an Intergalactica IV championship in Hawaii. Now as you may know I never travel outside the U.S. Why leave the best country in the world? And I sure don’t consider Hawaii a U. S. state. They don’t even have any local gamers, so I’m not going, for sure. In other news I visited Fun Spot yesterday. Set a new record on every machine except for Yogi Bear Pinball. I’m already topping that list, and the variable holding my score is maxed out meaning that if I beat it, it would actually revert to zero and make me out to be the ultimate loser. I’m the ultimate winner, so I’m not touching that machine. B. Mitch out. P.S. Have you checked out the new Rickey’s 5 oz. Variety Pack, shrink wrapped in a wooden crate? Some say it’s the best hotsauce they’ve ever had the pleasure of tasting, and I’m inclined to agree."

Billy M